Afternoon Baseball

I was walking to class today. I saw a girl walking along. That girl was cute, very cute. Worth remembering who she actually is. But then I saw her shoes. They were Uggs, that horrible plague. Sure, it is snowy, lousy weather. But the rules do not change. Those shoes are ugly and huge. Uggs make girls' legs look fat. Or like you're wearing an animal. A furry, brown, dead rodent, perhaps.
I had to look away forever. Which may be harsh, but necessary. These are tough times right now. There are important causes to support. Such as banning Uggs from Loyola. And maybe those who wear them. That's right, we can't afford niceness.


I really do hate Uggs very much. But I was also trying something. Every sentence is only six words. Yes, it's wierd and stupid. I have lots of free time. And clearly don't use it well.