Afternoon Baseball

the Phat Phree - Sports

Obviously fake, but hilarious. As the intro says,
The following are a series of letters written by Don Mattingly to his high school sweetheart Anne Meriwether. They were intercepted by a sports memorabilia collector and have recently been posted on e-bay with a minimum bid of $2,000. Anne never received the letters and knew nothing of Mattingly's attempts to contact her. She is currently married to an abusive roofer.