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CNN.com interview

A couple gems from this meeting of titantic minds, on the front page of CNN.com, no less:

Interviewer:What did you want to be when you were a little girl?
Paris: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.


Later...
Interviewer: ["Baywatch"] went from the United States to Hawaii, which I guess is technically the United States. Anyway, it didn't work. [Editor's note: Hawaii, of course, is one of the United States.)

Later still...

Interviewer: What's hot right now in entertainment? What TV shows do you watch? What music are you listening to?

Hilton: I only watch "The Simple Life." I don't have time to watch anything else. I like 50 Cent, Maroon 5, Britney Spears.

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