Afternoon Baseball

Newsday.com: A big Mac attack in drive-thru

From a copy-editing standpoint, the headline is terrible. It makes light of a serious incident, and the "big" in Big Mac isn't even capitalized.
But the article (stolen from Collegehumor's links) is amazing. This old guy is really nuts. He even called police and made up his own story to try to make it seem like the stabbed guy was the attacker. Takes a bit of gumption to do that.