Afternoon Baseball

Color me unexcited. He will be a nice Ramiro Mendoza-type addition, for sure, and it is good to see the Yankees pay attention to the middle-of-the-road moves like that. But it's just another day in the offseason otherwise. He will be a nice complement to Tanyon Sturtze, hopefully, and help prevent the overuse and breakdown that happened to Sturtze in 2005, Quantrill in 2004 and everyone in 2001-2003.

What's not ordinary: Lisa Guerrero, the worst sideline reporter ever (and that's something, with Eric Dickerson, Lynn Swann, Melissa Stark and others competing hard for the honor), appearing in Playboy. Google her name and Playboy and you'll find them. She's such a terrible sports person that I can't even be happy about her lack of demurement. Besides, if we're going to talk about hot older women, the discussion has long started and ended for me with Salma Hayek and Lauren Graham. I will even tolerate Hayek's amazing ability to not grasp English and Lauren's girly-ass show because of how hot they are. Lisa Guerrero, you've a long way to go.