Afternoon Baseball

I can't believe she's 35. She looks fantastic.
Seriously -- she looks better 7 months pregnant or whatever she is than most of the actresses at these shows. Without question. Also helps that she probably hasn't spent her millions on surgery and botox. And no, I don't know why Clooney looks Bob Barker's age in that photo.

But anyways, Rachel Weisz (though I haven't seen "The Constant Gardener" yet) is one of the favorite ways to waste a few minutes around here, and the Oscars were full of our favorites, including Salma Hayek and the hot girl from "The Office" episode "The Hot Girl," Amy Adams, and a couple others.

Not favorites -- so disliked they cause an increase in productivity: Teri Hatcher (looking sort of like Paula Jones?). Naomi Watts suddenly looking really nice and young again -- "King Kong" could have used that, kid.
The ghost disguised as Nicole Kidman. Seriously, look at the woman's face to the right of Kidman, and that's our face every time we see her.

And sadly, a favorite letting us down, just like she did with "Arrested Development." Charlize Theron, what the hell is that?