Afternoon Baseball

And why? Oh, there's thousands of reasons.

This week, though, there's bit such as "Brett Myers atones for punching wife with solid seven-inning outing" and "PNC Park threatens to leave Pittsburgh unless better team is built."

But most of all, it's for the scrolling ticker at the top of The Onion's sports page, which has this item: "Smirking Skip Bayless Knows Full Well He's Wrong."